Transfers

Samuel Eto'o

Chelsea to Everton

Free Transfer

Last August, our second choice striker was Victor Anichebe. This August, it's Samuel Eto'o...What the fuck happened? Okay he's nowhere near the player he was as he's 33 now, but for a backup striker with huge experience in Europe and of actually winning things, could we have got any better? Only concern is his wages, hopefully we're not throwing around silly money, because in every other respect, it's a good signing. And he gets to make his debut against his former club...throw in Lukaku facing Chelsea too, and Saturday just got a lot more interesting than it already was!