Sunday 9 November 2014

Sunderland 1-1 Everton


Sunderland 1-1 Everton

(Larsson 67: Baines (P) 76)

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That was shit. Sunderland are shit. We were shit. The ref was shit. We've got more injuries, thats shit. Our fans were shit. Their fans were shit. Everything is shit. Except James McCarthy.

I dont even know where to start with how bad that was. A horrible game, Sunderland playing alehouse football, and us doing the exact opposite, passing it around in pretty little passing circles but doing fuck all with it 50 yards from goal. And all the while in between, Lee Mason being a cunt. First for not sending off Jordi Gomez for diving after he'd already been booked for putting Barry out of the game. Then for blowing his whistle every time anyone breathed within 10 yards of an opponent, so killing an already horrible game even more. Then just to really prove his utter incompetence once and for all, when he finally awarded us a penalty to equalise with 15 minutes left, he somehow didnt believe that Connor Wickham scissor challenging Seamus Coleman with just the keeper to beat, was worthy of a red card. It wasnt even worthy of a booking somehow. So instead of playing the final 15 minutes at 1-1 and against 10 men, we instead needed James McCarthy to clear off the line in stoppage time to save us the point. Not positive enough from us all over. Too much poncing about with possession instead of attacking with it, actually wasting time late on rather than trying to keep the pressure on, and our defence is still not right and making stupid little errors all over the place. The goal we conceded was awful too. I could see from up in the gods behind the goal exactly where Larsson was putting it, so why we let Sunderland stand two players exactly where Larsson wanted to put it, and just admire it going in, God onlys knows. Are we really so naive defensively? Fucking crap all round.

Everton Man of the Match

James McCarthy is my hero. Even when everyone else was crap and negative today, he was positive, trying to push us forward on his own. Then just when I thought I couldnt love him any more, he tackles the ref and clears a Sunderland header off the line in stoppage time. Obscenely consistant.

Saturday 8 November 2014

Sunderland (A)


Sunderland vs Everton

Premier League

  Stadium of Light

Sunday November 9th 1.30pm

Well Sunderland got a win on Monday night to end their pretty awful couple of games. Hopefully our run of scoring 3 then 0 since the last international break doesnt go on!

Team News

Sylvain Distin will likely keep his place at centre half with Alzaraz out. Gareth Barry will hhave a late fitness test after going off injured on Thursday night, as will Seamus Coleman who has had stitches removed from his ankle.
 Former Blue Jack Rodwell is fully fit after injury, but Lee Cattermole is suspended, and Patrick Van Aanholt out with a dislocated shoulder. 

Howard
Coleman-Jagielka-Distin-Baines
Gibson-McCarthy
Naismith-Barkley-Pienaar
Lukaku

The Ex Factor


Jack Rodwell (Everton 2007-2012)
Appearances: 58 (41)
Goals: 8

(Sunderland 2014-Present)
Appearances: 8 (2)
Goals: 1

The Stadium


Stadium of Light, home since 1997.
Capacity: 49,000
Record Attendance: 48,353 vs Liverpool (Premier League, April 2002)
Visits: 9 (2005-2014)

Previous Meetings

(Premier League, April 12th 2014)
Sunderland 0-1 Everton
(Brown OG 75)

(Premier League, April 20th 2013)
Sunderland 1-0 Everton
(Sessegnon 45)

(FA Cup Quarter Final Replay, March 27th 2012)
Sunderland 0-2 Everton
(Jelavic 24, Vaughan OG 57)

(Premier League, December 26th 2011)
Sunderland 1-1 Everton
(Colback 26: Baines (P) 51)

(Premier League, November 22nd 2010)
Sunderland 2-2 Everton
(Welbeck 23, 70: Cahill 6, Arteta 83)

Last Time

Sunderland 0-1 Everton (Brown OG 75) Premier League, April 12th 2014

A game more memorable for the atmosphere rather than the game! We were on a long winning streak and had beat Arsenal the week before to go into the top 4, so the away end was absolutely bouncing. Seemed like we were struggling with the pressure a bit though, as we were quite poor, and Sunderland fighting relegation, were first to everything. We were having chances though, but couldnt make them pay. Until 15 minutes to go when what is becoming a trademark Wes Brown own goal gave us the win, as he unfortunately deflected Deulofeu's low cross past his own keeper.

Memorable Meeting

Sunderland 0-2 Everton (Jelavic 27, Vaughan OG 57) FA Cup Quarter Final Replay, March 27th 2012

A fantastic night, one of my all time favourite aways. Battered Sunderland in the first game but couldnt find a winner, so it was a replay, with a game against Liverpool at Wembley at stake. Nearly 7,000 in the away end for easily one of the best away atmospheres Ive been part of. And for once in one of these games, the performance on the pitch matched the crowd in the stands. Sunderland near enough visibly wilted all over the park, Jelavic was on fire at the time and no surprise when he finally gave us the lead on 27 minutes stroking in Gueye's low cross. The rest of the half was constant Everton pressure, but going in at just 1-0, you worry if they are going to improve and we should have taken our chances. But the second half carried on exactly the same, and we got the killer second in hilarious circumstances. Jelavic was sent clear, a little wide, and his low cross was cut out by David Vaughan, who somehow conspired to get his feet in a tangle and walk it into his own net! No more goals, but the rest of the game was just there to be enjoyed. Same couldnt be said for the semi...

Prediction

Not convinced by Sunderland against Palace last week, pretty poor side and we need to be looking at this as a winnable away game. Sunderland 0-2 Everton

Friday 7 November 2014

Everton 3-0 Lille

Everton 3-0 Lille OSC

(Osman 27, Jagielka 42, Naismith 61)

Goodison Park

Cant say I expected as much when I saw the lineup without any Coleman, Barkley or Eto'o to create things, but turns out we didnt need them! A completely dominant performance to put us on the brink of qualification, and still an excellent chance of winning the group. We flew at Lille straight from the kick off, and only a great save from Enyeama denied Lukaku a goal from a tight angle inside the opening 30 seconds. And that was a sign of things to come, as we created a succession of chances that Lille were always scrambling to clear. Naismith was finding good space in the box, and Baines and Osman were making runs in all over the place. The opener finally came just before the half hour though. McGeady's cross was too deep, but retrieved by Osman on the far post. He took a touch to control it before volleying a lovely strike right across goal into the corner. And we kept on going, which is always good, Lukaku had a goal disallowed for offside, Naismith had a chance cleared after a one on one, then forced another save from a tight angle from Enyeama. And then a miracle happened. Everton scored a header direct from a corner! The resulting corner after that Naismith chance as swung in by McGeady, and there was Jagielka stooping to head in unmarked in the middle of the goal. Lille had showed nothing but one headed chance, and that looked pretty much game over. Second half was a bit more reserved, but we were still attacking and making chances, just taking it a bit easier with another game coming up on Sunday. Naismith finally got the goal he deserved, Lukaku sending Baines clear down the left to put in a low cross for Naismith. Defender in front of him and still plenty to do, he made it look easy, tricking past the defender, and smashing it into the roof of the net. Lukaku had another goal disallowed for offside so unfortunately couldnt get the goal he deserved, but it didnt really matter. The only real downside of the night was having Barry go off injured with a cut on his leg after a 50-50 tackle. Played every game for us so far this season, so that will be a problem if he has to miss out this weekend.

Everton Man of the Match

Everyone played well all over the pitch, but a special mention for Lukaku, who had by far his best game this season, his touch and physicality were a level above anything he's done this season, and he was unlucky not to walk off with two goals, and James McCarthy, who you just take for granted sometimes that he's winning that tackle so why worry. His consistency and judgement are amazing.

Thursday 6 November 2014

Lille (H)

Everton vs Lille OSC

Europa League Group Stage

Goodison Park

Thursday November 6th 8.05pm

A crunch day in the groups, as a win will see us almost through, while anything else leaves us with a very tough trip to Germany next in a very open group.

Team News

The only new injury is the one to Antolin Alcaraz. Typical really, though he possibly wouldnt have played tonight anyway, but now it's expected Distin will come in for him.

Howard
Coleman-Jagielka-Distin-Baines
Barry-McCarthy
McGeady-Barkley-Pienaar
Lukaku

The Ex Factor


 Kevin Mirallas (Lille 2004-2008)
Appearances: 76
Goals: 10

(Everton 2012-Present)
Appearances: 64 (13)
Goals: 20

Prediction

Have to take this seriously and go for the win tonight. Results like the 0-0 last time out are fine as long as we're winning our home games. Everton 2-0 Lille